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A Delicious Menu of Schitty Canoes
The Schitty "OG"
$40.00 Starting
The very first Schitty Canoe. She Spent her whole life providing laughs, scares and memories to folks on the 11 Point River. She is a 17ft Osagian Aluminum Canoe. BOOK NOW
The Number Two
40.00 Starting
What would a Schitty Canoe be without having a poo themed boat in our fleet. Flat brown and textured in all the right places, the Number Two is for those who want to paddle and enjoy a good laugh at the same time. The Number Two was rented for the first time New Years day and shockingly it did not leak. We deemed it ready for 2020. BOOK NOW
Boaty McBoatface
$40 Starting
Our Craziest Design yet, Makuahine' not only keeps with our schitty tradition of dented, banged up and obnoxious theme, she will turn heads on the river for sure. We tested this sucker on 11.9.19 and she was banged up on old 50's cars on the bank, drug across shoals and only scratched a little . Schitty tested/schitty approved. BOOK NOW
4 Man Rafts
$80 Starting
New for 2021 we are bringing on rafts. We have teamed up with an amazing manufacturer "Rocky Mountain Rafts" to bring you a "No So Schitty" boat. 4 man rafts can typically carry 2-3 adults and a large cooler or a cool family of 4 or 5 with little kids. We will slowly be bringing in larger rafts as the season progresses. We are so excited to offer rafts this year. BOOK NOW
Schitty Sides
Ala carte' Side items for when you don't have or you don't want to purchase the gear you need.
Dry Bags
$5.00 - 10.00
Need to keep your phone dry, or a whole days worth of gear. We can provide you with
Need a Cooler?
12.00
To Protect our waters Schitty Canoe and Show Me SUP will be using Igloos new eco-friendly coolers. After use these coolers dissolve leaving no trace.
Small Dry Box
5.00
If you just need to keep your keys and phone dry we offer Schitty Dry Boxes for your trip.
Wine List and Pairings
Like a Fine Bottle of Boones Farm our Schitty Canoes pair well with a variety of tastes and selections. Our rivers of choice are James River and Finley River in Southwest Mo but, well will deliver your Schitty Canoe to a location of your your choice within 100 miles and a small fee. If you have a truck or a roof rack you can take a Schitty Canoe to a location of your choice. PSA: People will stare at you and ask questions.
James River - Tomahawk - Y Bridge "Galena Mo"
$50
One of our favorite Sections of the James River. This section is around an 8 Mile Float "4-5 Hours" or longer if you make it. This Section is not as populated during the summer season as the upper James. Of course you will still run into groups of floaters partying and enjoying the river but, is still a little more tame on the partying. This section will start off with towering cliffs and wondering waters with tons of gravel bars and swimming holes. This section is known for great back eddys that allow you to wade in the water and do some fantastic fishing or chillin.
Finley River - Ozark Park "Lazy Float"
$40
About as lazy as it gets. Right in the middle of Ozark Missouri sits the Finley River and the Mill Pond. This section of the river is basically a lake. You actually have 3 pools you can paddle up river to. This eliminates the need for a shuttle. Just show up to the park, throw your cooler in a Schitty Canoe and paddle up river to a couple cool gravel bars and spend the day swimming, wading, sunning and great river Shenanigans. This is about as easy as it gets and it's just minutes from Springfield and Branson.
River Floats are subject to Schitty Canoe & Show Me SUP's weekend SCHEDULE. Please book early to ensure a Schitty Canoe or paddleboard for your day.